The Wednesday Rules

1. No parading naked about the house.
   
2. No poofdahs
   
3. Anyone caught not having fun will receive 50 lashes with al dente linguine.
   
4. No poofdahs
   
5. Bathing is forbidden.
   
6. No poofdahs
   
7. There is no rule number seven.
   
8. No poofdahs
   
9. All young men below the age of twenty shall greet their elders respectfully by dropping to one knee, bowing their heads and addressing the elder thusly:
   
   "Oh, most venerable and respected elder, bless me with thy wisdom and tell me how I may serve your most august awesomeness."
   
10. Ignore all odd numbered rules, but remember...No poofdahs!